Hi! My name is Max and I'm a Congo African Grey Parrot. Many of you may not know but I'm one of the smartest animals in the entire animal kingdom....some speculate that I very well may be the smartest! My flock mates, Chris and Marisela, were kind enough to set up this page for me since it takes me forever to type with only 4 toes...but anywho...
Sounds:
Here you can hear some of the crazy and wacky things I say "HELLLLLLOOOOOO" "step up!"
Hello! Cya Laaaaater, Come On Step up!
Videos:
OH yeah that's right! Videos baby!
****I have posted these videos and many more on my YouTube website. Please visit www.YouTube.com/MrInfoSys for more fun videos!****
List of Words and Sayings:
Hey!
Hello (he says this many different ways depending on the situation)
I'll be right back (says this different ways)
Yeah BOYYYYY (He heard Flavor Flav say this on the radio one day and loved it)
I'll be right back, Okaaaaay!
I'll be right back, Max!
I'll be right back back!
See ya Later!
'e-ya later' (super cute baby voice of "see ya later")
See ya later......Okay
I wuv you (I love you)
Come on
Step up!
Good booooy!
Come on, Come on...step up! Goood Booyy...YEAAAAAAHHH!
Good morning
Hey babe!
Babe!
STOP IT!
Max! STOP IT!
Max! Get it!
Hey baby boy
OUCH!
Hold on!
Hold on baby
Water?
Want some water?
Hey babe, what's wrong? (in a cute voice)
purrrrr (he purrrs like a cat when you rub his neck)
Aweeeee (he make this sound when you rub his neck as well...it's sooo cute!)
Chris! (He calls my name constantly if I leave the room)
Come IN! (when anyone walks up the stairs or knocks on the front door)
Knocking sound (three times like a human clicking his tongue), Come IN!
Good night!
Give kisses!!
Where ya going, Max?
*SNEEZE!* "Bless You" (he sneezes and then says bless you)
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Bless you (very small voice with the bless you)
Marisela
Peek-a-Boo
I'm Sorry!
I gotta go to work!
I gotta go to work OKAY?
Watcha doing?
Hey, Whatcha doing?
What's up?
I got a beak!
How ya doing?
What's up (whisper voice)
M-A-X, Maxie!
1-A-X, Maxie!
1-A-X, Chris....Maxie!
Turn around!
Ewwwww, HA HA HA HA
Christopher
I gotta get a shower
I'll be right back, I gotta get a shower, okay????
I gotta get a shower okay!
Things he mimics:
Microsoft Active Sync connection and disconnection sound (of my Treo 700w)
My cell phone
The house cordless phone ringer
The house alarm
Variety of different whistles that we have done or combinations he makes up himself
Tune from a Subway commercial
Sneezing
Coughing
Dog barking
Throat clearing
Drinking sound (more of a swallow sound)
Crunching sound (when you eat something crunchy..so does he! :))
Clock sound (if you walk past one of our clocks it makes something inside make a weird noise that he's picked up)
Goose (he now honks like a goose)
Coo Coo Coo (no idea where this came from but it's really cute)
He gives kisses. He will literally reach up and make a kiss sound on your chin or nose
Blackberry meeting alarm